SOME IMPORTANT PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS

~ George Clooney photo from the Internet

so, in the movie last night,

Vera Whazzername strides about naked,

wearing only George's tie

around her oh-so-shapely waist

while Clooney lies there,

sheet almost up to his chin...

now I ask you,

what's up with this?

What's wrong with this picture?

Who makes these movies?

The last thing I need

to be reminded of

is how great she looks naked

and still not get a peek

at George...

old, movie-making men

give me my money's worth!

Lucky for you

it was young at heart day

and I only had to pay

four bucks to get in.

~ mimi