NEVER-FAIL TIP

I don't even want to acknowledge
this photo.

While going through the files of my
recent trip's digital images, I came
across this wonderful shot. Here I am
shooting some of the world's most
magnificent scenery, and oops...

Then, while further meditating on my
stalled writing muse, of whom I'm
expecting great things, all I can think
of is feet--toes in particular. This, of
course, leads me to the thought of Kevin
Costner painting Susan Sarandon's toes
in Bull Durham, one of the sexiest movie
scenes ever. So, I'm here to tell you, MEN:

to absolutely and totally melt your woman's
heart--paint her toenails! (You might want
to rent the movie first, just to see how it's
done.) I promise you, she will adore you
forever. I might also suggest a glass of wine,
a little Sinatra, Hartman, etc., well you get
the picture...

cheers,
-mimi