Saturday, September 19th is
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
FROM THE AMERICAN ACADEMY OF REALLY GOOD HIJACKERS (AARGH)
COMES THE EVER-POPULAR PIRACY WORKSHOP!
HOW TO BE A PIRATE IN JUST 12 EASY LESSONS!
YOU WILL LEARN:
1) How to chop off a limb in one fell swoop, and which wood to use for your peg.
2) What size parrot is best?
3). What does "Avast" really mean?
4). Nearly painless procedure for putting out your eye.
5). To hook or not to hook.
6). How to look like Johnny Depp in just 24 hours.
7). Long John Silver & Bluebeard, what did they actually do?
8). For maximum effectiveness, how long should a gangplank be?
9). Which rum carries the most punch?
10). What sea chanties attract the most chicks?
11). Best store to find skull and crossbone flags,
and last, but not least:
12). How to roar with most velocity, the word AAARRRGGGHHHHH
SIGN UP NOW--SPACE IS LIMITED!!!! GOLD COINAGE,
VISA AND MASTER CHARGE ACCEPTED!!!
~ Sharon Auberle